August 30, 2001
how does an exam prepare you for the real world.. if you were in an office situation you'd have all your documents in front of you while you're trying to solve the problem! i think the guys that snuck in notes were on to something there.

- j3z
3:52:00 AM [x]

August 28, 2001
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? A: One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY? BECAUSE NO-ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12' DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! - IT
WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS #@*$!#@!...HOUSE!
I'm sorry...what did you ask me?

haha, read it somewhere.

- j3z
5:40:00 AM [x]

human for sale. see how much you're worth by answering a bunch of stupid questions!

- j3z
5:36:00 AM [x]

August 26, 2001
naomi klein registers "no logo" brand name. hehe, isn't that funny? can't stay long.. must study for an income tax exam on in about two days time. sucks to be me! oh i was thinking about the meaning behind flower colours when daffodil day was on & came across a cool site. it doesn't really offer much in terms of explanation, but it does have a crap load of flowers & their supposed meanings.

DAFFODIL - Regard; Unrequited Love; You're the Only One

- j3z
1:10:00 PM [x]

August 25, 2001
hey try this personality disorder test. i just pasted my results below.. will see psychiatrist soon :)

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

- j3z
10:20:00 PM [x]

daffodil day rules. besides helping out with cancer research it was also a good excuse to give someone flowers haha ;) anyway tomorrow should be interesting, i'm off to the radio station to get trained on how to use the various knobs & dials & other relevant crap one needs to know to become a broadcaster. then the following week i'll be terrorising the airwaves! w00t! shiet was supposed to watch planet of the apes today but it just turned into a drinking night (surprise). need to start watching movies again.. with jay & silent bob strikes back coming out that'll be the first on my list#!Q@! by the way, don't watch evolution - who wouldn't thought a movie plot would revolve around a bunch of yobs trying to save the earth with a huge supply of shampoo?

- j3z
2:02:00 AM [x]

August 21, 2001
lol

- j3z
6:01:00 AM [x]

August 19, 2001
tal3s f0r teh l33t - fukin funny! just be prepared to wait for it to download.. especially on modems ehhe.

- j3z
6:22:00 PM [x]

August 17, 2001
shiet the entire week's gone past without an update, & without sounding too much like an alco, all i can remember is going to happy hours the past couple of days. well, you would too if they had two for one drinks! i've been reading this book by chuck palanhiuk called 'survivor' (same dude that wrote fight club). this is funny as hell, it's so full of useless information & i love his style of writing - i think it caters for people with short attention span. if you saw me reading it on the train, it looks like a hardy boys novel or something because the writing's so damn big lol. look closer & you'll notice that it starts from page 300 something and ends in chapter 1. you'll notice the term 'PornFill' & it will tell you how to get rid of protein-based stains, like semen haha. yeah i'll put some quotes up from it later, it's just way too early to be walking to the other side of the house right now. hmm, premium is on tomorrow night but so is 'giddy up'. i'm totally digging u remind me by usher, this is my kind of r&B@$!

- j3z
3:50:00 AM [x]

August 11, 2001
i figured, let this be another boring weekend but i suppose a little bit of human interaction won't hurt..much. so pretty soon i'll have to get ready & look all proper like everyone expects you to on a night out. i ended up at penrith in the early hours of the morning today (again). i could tell i was in the west because there were a couple of guys wearing footy shorts & another wearing a singlet - this is 1am on a winter morning! i swear once i have drinks & get on a train, my alarm is set to wake up just after passing blacktown station.

- j3z
4:51:00 PM [x]

August 08, 2001
man, the lack of good records to buy here is giving me the sh!ts%#$ makes me wish i was living in london right about now. well.. there's more to it than that. it's also because of certain people out there who work in the small record shops that are so disgustingly greedy! they bloody reserve the wicked tunes for established dj's which i think totally defeats the purpose of running a music store. at first i was put off by this, but now i'm gonna keep going just to piss the guy off. yes, im dj'ing out of spite muhahahaha. just kidding. this is just one of those obstacles you come across i guess - sure as hell ain't going to stop me from listening to my music! also set to start a radio show on swr fm. well, all that's left to do now is wait & see whether the times i chose are available - at this stage i don't care if it's a 6am timeslot on a saturday haha.

- j3z
9:59:00 PM [x]

August 05, 2001
who the hell is this peter van snek person, i keep getting e-mail saying "Hi! How are you? I send you this file in order to have your advice See you later. Thanks". yeah.. well.. stop fuggin e-mailing me! how's that for advice? besides getting annoying mails, i feel so crap. i thought the sore throat from the other day was from one too many cigarettes, turns out that it's probably tonsilitis. woke up feeling all dizzy & there's no sign of it going away.

- j3z
3:34:00 AM [x]

August 04, 2001
working on the weekend. what a bummer. i still reek of alcohol, throat is killing & my eyes are all dry. argh!

- j3z
7:09:00 AM [x]

August 03, 2001
you know how a song can pretty much sum up what you are thinking or trying to say. wells, if you take out the marriage bit, change the 'he' references to 'she', scrap that proud to be your girl thing, maybe change the word love to like.. then this song describes what i'm feeling. must.stop.daydreaming$#%

- j3z
5:46:00 AM [x]

August 02, 2001


it truly is sucky.

- j3z
7:04:00 AM [x]